Lyrics

Humpty Dumpty

Sunday 7 August 2011, by Cécile Desbrun

All the versions of this article: [English] [français]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great, great fall,
And all the king’s horses
An’ all the king’s men
Couldn’t put Humpty together again

Humpty Dumpty and Betty Louise, oh
Stole a Sony and some Camembert cheese,
And she said, “Humpty, baby, take me, yeah
Take me to the river,
cause I like the way it runs, yeah.
take me to the river, oh
You know I like the way it runs, yeah,”

And he said, “Oh everything’s going my way.”
He said, “Maybe it’s my la...lucky day,”
An’ he said,1 “Oh anything you want, I can give.”
She said, “I wanna take your picture mmh, just for me.”
He said, “Anything.”
She said, “Up there, baby.”
Na na na na na na
“Get on the wall, babe.”

so Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
And looked at her as he was fallin’,
An’ all the king’s horses
An’ all the king’s men
Couldn’t put Humpty together again.
Hey, Betty Louise
Hey, Betty Louise
She said, “I like custard in the summer, honey.”
Oh yeah what it takes to be queen
Hey, what it takes to be queen
what
Oh...